Why hire a high-priced consultant to create a vapid, content-free mission statement
for your organization when Nonsense can do it for you? By stringing a few
buzzwords together, Nonsense can randomly generate mission statements
that are just as meaningless as the real thing.
- It's our obligation to endeavor towards rapidly revolutionizing supply-chains.
- It's our mission to unleash our supply-chains and our revolutionary portals as part of our five-year plan to prevent bankruptcy.
- Our duty is to work towards innovating mission-critical e-middleware.
- Our job is to work to engage viral leadership skills and speedily revolutionize seamless paradigms.
- We have committed to leverage intuitive cyber-skill sets in order to get out of debt and dominate the world.
- We productively reinvent our net-relationships and our bleeding-edge action items to allow us to better serve our serfs.
- Our function is to engineer vertical interfaces.
- We have committed to continue towards harnessing our enterprise infomediaries to permit us to exceed customer requirements.
- It is our obligation to strive to engineer architectures as the first step in our scheme to efficiently enhance our strategic alliances in order that we may get out of debt.
- We have committed to endeavor to engineer technologies and engage extensible leadership skills.
- It's our business to execute a strategic plan to visualize our cyber-perspectives and enthusiastically utilize our cutting-edge metrics.
- Our business is to endeavor to completely embrace our strategic alliances in order to stay competitive for tommorrow's world and market a poor product.
- Our task is to strive to vigorously aggregate evolutionary vision to enable us to produce a superior line of products that kicks our evil competitors's posterior.
- Our obligation is to continue to harness synergies.
- It is our obligation to dramatically deploy our cyber-version control, our action items, and our paradigms to permit us to remain profitable in the future universe.
- Our obligation is to strive towards successfully generating best-of-breed sub-schemas to permit us to expand customer satisfaction.
- We are committed to dramatically synthesize eyeballs and our meta-paradigms so that hopefully we may successfully market an overhyped more expensive brand.
- It is our responsibility to rapidly strategize our synergies so that hopefully we may enthusiastically synergize enterprise net-total quality management to enable us to beat our enemies.
- We have committed to endeavor to dramatically optimize our cyber-mindshare in order that we may productively aggregate massively-parallel e-vision in order that we may produce more proceeds for our workers.
- It is our job to endeavor to leverage open-source partnerships and optimize interactive metrics to take over the economy.
Who needs a million monkeys?
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