Why hire a high-priced consultant to create a vapid, content-free mission statement
for your organization when Nonsense can do it for you? By stringing a few
buzzwords together, Nonsense can randomly generate mission statements
that are just as meaningless as the real thing.
- Our task is to generate client-centered cyber-paradigms, integrated e-middleware, and our sub-assets as a component of our plan to inflate customer satisfaction.
- We execute a strategic plan involving leveraging our perspectives.
- It is our responsibility to strive to maximize our schemas and integrate our deliverables.
- We resolve to make progress towards leveraging total quality management and efficiently spearheading our e-metrics.
- We have committed to utilize effort-intensive skill sets and intuitive catalysts for leadership skills to yield a lot of simoleons.
- It's our function to achieve progress in enabling our niches.
- We endeavor to engage our mindshare and productively enable multilevel perspectives.
- It's our business to execute a strategic plan involving energetically engaging our net-bandwidth to permit us to professionally generate our vertical metrics as a component of our plan to make a lot of simoleons.
- Our task is to work to assertively leverage our sub-initiatives and syndicate our interfaces in order that we may produce a more affordable product line that kicks the market's posterior.
- Our duty is to revolutionize our progressive strategic alliances.
- It is our duty to speedily syndicate our metrics as part of our master plan to stay competitive for today's industry.
- We resolve to utilize our hyperlinked infomediaries, dynamic e-face time, and leading-edge interfaces as part of our business plan to exceed customer expectations.
- Our function is to professionally simplify granular paradigms and mission-critical e-vision as part of our master plan to enlarge benefits for our employees.
- Our responsibility is to endeavor towards implementing our partnerships and proficiently enabling revolutionary meta-interfaces.
- It's our goal to work to sharply empower our synergies to allow us to stay competitive for today's universe.
- Our goal is to execute a strategic plan to astutely deploy strategic alliances.
- It is our function to dramatically integrate forward-thinking skill sets and our net-synergies.
- We resolve to effectively synergize leading-edge mega-vision.
- It's our duty to transform massively-parallel e-strategic alliances in order that we may unleash our massively-parallel bandwidth as the first step in our scheme to produce a finer brand that kicks the rest of the industry's behind.
- It's our duty to take steps towards rapidly maximizing global skill sets to enhance global cyber-skill sets to permit us to market a worse product that yields us a lot of bucks.
Who needs a million monkeys?
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