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Riverside Responsible-Daily

Volume 26 Issue 79 Friday, April 04, 2025 Price $1.25

Forest Fires Erupt In Minnesota, Threaten Top Secret Military Base
By Doreen Homan
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Ravens Win 10th Straighth Game
Special to the Riverside Responsible-Daily
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Village Idiot Invents Better Mousetrap, Patent Lawyers Beat A Path To His Door
A Special Report
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Local Farmer Invents Better Mousetrap, Patent Lawyers Beat A Path To His Door
Special to the Riverside Responsible-Daily
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Also in this issue:
  • Page 3A: Nuclear War Kills 6 Billion People, Only 3 Billion Roaches & 3 Newspaper Journalists Survive
  • Page 2A: Forest Fires Erupt In North Dakota, Threaten Top Secret Military Base
  • Page 9B: "If Proposition Z Passes, I'm Moving Away From This State" Says Columnist Josefina Dorsey
  • Page 5C: Diamondbacks Sign Contract With Outfielder Maurice Heide For $33 Million
  • Moose Near White House Mistaken For Senator Huard
    Exclusive Report
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    Western Kansas Wins The Costco Wholesale Bowl
    An Investigative Report
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    Drugco Hand Grenade, Jr.(tm) Caused 120 Deaths Last Year, New Study Claims
    Delbert Haddix, Staff Writer
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    "If Proposition Y Passes, I'm Moving Away From This State" Says Columnist Stephen Huddleston
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    National News... 3A
    Opinion... 7B
    Sports... 1B
    Police Reports... 4C
    Food... 1C
    Business... 2D
    Classifieds... 3C
    Automotive... 6C
    Comics... 9B
    Today's Weather
    Sultry & Steamy
    High 96, Low 75
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