DEFAULT {StupidLaw} STUPIDLAW {^StupidLawWhere}, {StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat}. {^StupidLawWhere}, {StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat}. {^StupidLawIllegal} {StupidLawWhat} {StupidLawWhere}. {^StupidLawIllegal} in {City}, {USState} {StupidLawWhat}. STUPIDLAWWHERE in {City}, {USState} in {City} County, {USState} in {USState} under the {USState} State Constitution according to {USState} law STUPIDLAWILLEGAL it's illegal it's a violation of the law it's a crime it's against the law it's a misdemeanor it's a felony it's a Class {[A|B|C} {[misdemeanor|felony} it's unlawful it's forbidden it's prohibited it's punishable by a ${#1-9},000 fine STUPIDLAWWHAT to {StupidLawCommonVerb} and {StupidLawCommonVerb} at the same time {StupidLawSuffix} to kill a {StupidLawLivingThing} {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawException} to {[insult|make fun of|humiliate|embarrass} an elected official on July 4th for a women weighing more than {#200-300} pounds to {StupidLawCommonVerb} {StupidLawSuffix} to serve uncooked roadkill to a neighbor {StupidLawTime} to discriminate against a {StupidLawPerson} who is unable to {StupidLawCommonVerb} for a married man to {StupidLawCommonVerb} {StupidLawPlace} unless his wife is present for a man to give his {[girlfriend|sweetheart|prom date|wife|significant other} a box of candy costing less than ${#20-60} or weighing less than {#20-60} pounds to wear {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawGarmentPlural} {StupidLawTime} to wear a white {StupidLawGarment} after Labor Day to laugh at a lawyer joke to {[sneeze|belch|cough|burp} {StupidLawSuffix} to use the word "{randomname}" in a perjorative way for a thunderstorm to hit during a parade to use a clothes dryer on a sunny day for a teacher or professor to give a failing grade to the son or daughter of a {StupidLawPerson} to hitch a horse {StupidLawPlace} to exceed the speed of {#2-4}-1/2 miles per hour while riding a bicycle in a city park to sit on a toilet for more than {#60-360} minutes for a man to flirt with a restaurant waitress unless he is a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while in a burning building to attempt to bribe an elected official with less than ${#2-20},000 to compile and distribute a list of "stupid laws" to use a seat cushion as a floatation device to give alcohol to any {animal} {StupidLawSuffix} to scare a sleeping {animal} except {StupidLawTime} for a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while on duty to speak English in the presense of a {StupidLawPerson} to enter the city limits in an automobile without first contacting a {StupidLawPerson} to spit on a sidewalk within {#100-500} feet of a posted "NO SPITTING ON SIDEWALK" sign to protest naked {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawException} to hold a yard sale without first obtaining a business license to sell fleas at a flea market to urinate within plain view of a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawVice} {StupidLawSuffix} for a {StupidLawPerson} to {StupidLawVice} with their friends for a teenager to {StupidLawVice} {StupidLawException} to {StupidLawCommonVerb} and {StupidLawVice} simultaneously {StupidLawSuffix} to hit a {StupidLawPerson} over the head with a {StupidLawWeapon} to hit a {StupidLawLivingThing} with a {StupidLawWeapon} for a minor to use a {StupidLawWeapon} as a weapon {StupidLawException} to mispronounce the name of the state {[flower|animal|tree|song} for a rooster or hen to make a loud noise within {#100-500} feet of a private residence {StupidLawException} to ice skate on an outdoor pond during the summer for a lawmaker to compose a law that a typical {ordinal}-grader would be unable to comprehend to carry a concealed toy gun {StupidLawException} to make faces at a {animal} to paint a house {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawException} for a domesticated animal to mate {StupidLawPlace} to detonate a nuclear device {StupidLawException} to allow a pet to bite a {StupidLawPerson} to curse {StupidLawPlace} to install more than two {StupidLawItem}s in one house to allow a minor to operate a {StupidLawItem} unsupervised to purchase a {StupidLawItem} made in {Nation} to keep Christmas decorations on a house past February {#1-28} for a person declared as a "Town Drunk" to drink more than {#3-10} beers within an hour for a woman declared as "ugly" to be seen in public without wearing makeup to steal a road sign unless you have a good reason to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while undressed to use a {StupidLawItem} without first reading the manual to {StupidLawVice} while riding in an elevator to post election signs for a {[Republican|Democratic} candidate {StupidLawException} to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while drinking alcohol to operate a microbrewery {StupidLawPlace} to sell a {StupidLawItem} to a {StupidLawPerson} to serve gasoline as a beverage to name a child "{RandomName}" to read a newspaper upside-down to allow a dog to eat a child's homework to loiter in front of a {StupidLawPerson}'s house to use a {animal} as a mascot to skip church to go to a {StupidLawEvent} on a Sunday to catch a fly ball at a baseball game without offering to give it back to the team for a farmer to plant corn in {Month} to attend a {StupidLawEvent} while wearing {StupidLawUglyColor} {StupidLawGarmentPlural} for a woman to ask a man out on a date except on {DayOfWeek} to keep more than {#4-20} inoperable vehicles in front of a house for birds to sing after {#9-12}:00 o'clock in the evening to sell your soul to Satan {StupidLawException} for a person to wear a cowboy hat unless they own more than {[two|three|four} cows to attend church without bringing a loaded gun to ward off Indian attacks to cook a chicken {StupidLawTime} to panhandle without a ${digit},000 permit to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while at a {StupidLawEvent} to yell out "This movie sucks!" in a crowded theater to bring a crying baby to a {StupidLawEvent} to hold a {StupidLawWeapon} within your mouth to annoy any {animal} {StupidLawPlace} to show a frown in public to carry a concealed {StupidLawWeapon} {StupidLawException} to use any {animal} as part of a religious ceremony to operate a {StupidLawItem} while blindfolded to fall asleep while wearing a {StupidLawGarment} to view a {animal} from an airplane to {StupidLawCommonVerb} while in a swimming pool to hitch a horse to a parking meter {StupidLawSuffix} to refer to a New York Times columnist as a "major league asshole" {StupidLawException} to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk to set a mousetrap without a hunting permit to share {StupidLawFood} with a {StupidLawPerson} at a restaurant to eat {StupidLawFood} with your mouth open {StupidLawPlace} to awaken a sleeping {StupidLawPerson} to flip a coin in order to determine who will pay the bill at a restaurant to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of {[gambling|fortunetelling} to engage in a public display of affection for more than {#5-20} minutes for the host at a dinner party to serve {StupidLawFood} on {StupidLawUglyColor} plates to breastfeed someone else's baby {StupidLawException} to create a website that contains {[frames|JavaScript|Java|ActiveX|a dancing baby animation|more than five "Under Construction" icons} to tell someone "{[Have a nice day|Merry Christmas|Good luck}!" unless you really mean it to refer to an elderly person as a "geezer" {StupidLawException} to switch your long distance carrier more than {#3-7} times in a month to build a time machine {StupidLawException} to violate {[the laws of Thermodynamics|Newton's Laws Of Motion} {StupidLawSuffix} to use "dihydrogen monoxide" as a dangerous weapon to attempt to fight City Hall to write {[a research paper|an editorial|a book} about "stupid laws" to write a letter to the editor of a newspaper unless you are registered to vote to use the saying "Life is like a {[box of chocolates|bowl of cherries}" unless you know what it really means to build a snowman taller than {#80-140} inches STUPIDLAWCOMMONVERB walk backwards chew gum drive a car carry an ice cream cone whistle sing eat peanuts open a soda can operate a fax machine ride a bicycle STUPIDLAWVICE dance go bowling play poker have fun tell jokes drink non-alcoholic beer swat a fly STUPIDLAWSUFFIX {StupidLawTime} {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawPlace} {StupidLawTime} {StupidLawException} STUPIDLAWEXCEPTION with no exceptions except during an emergency except during a fire without a good reason without a license without a permit without the express written permission of the appropriate governing body without the express written {[consent|permission} of Major League Baseball without permission unless a {StupidLawPerson} is present STUPIDLAWTIME on Sunday on {DayOfWeek} at night in the afternoon in the morning in the evening before dawn after sunset when the President is giving a speech on national television during a thunderstorm within {numberword} days of an election STUPIDLAWPLACE on a public street on a bridge {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a city library {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a city park {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a public school {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a church {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a landfill {StupidLawPlaceVicinity} a {StupidLawEvent} STUPIDLAWPLACEVICINITY within {#10-90}0 feet of within a mile of near in the vicinity of close to STUPIDLAWPERSON police officer clergyman elected official school teacher fireman city alderman lawyer milkman webmaster STUPIDLAWGARMENTPLURAL pants socks shoes STUPIDLAWGARMENT hat coat fur coat pair of shoes XXXL T-shirt STUPIDLAWLIVINGTHING housefly mosquito wasp hornet kudzu vine poison ivy plant STUPIDLAWWEAPON comb rain gauge cardboard box floppy diskette ice cream scoop STUPIDLAWITEM bathtub microwave oven desktop computer ceiling fan electric can opener vibrating bed garbage disposal touch-tone phone digital camera refrigerator STUPIDLAWEVENT baseball game concert basketball game tractor pull demolition derby football game school play city council meeting STUPIDLAWFOOD a hamburger a cheeseburger an apple pie a T-bone steak a salad a baked potato STUPIDLAWUGLYCOLOR "puke green" chartreuse hot pink bright orange {color}