Why hire a high-priced consultant to create a vapid, content-free mission statement for your organization when Nonsense can do it for you? By stringing a few buzzwords together, Nonsense can randomly generate mission statements that are just as meaningless as the real thing.

• It is our duty to rapidly visualize our killer key players in order to get out of debt.
  
• Our job is to endeavor towards engineering our cyber-networks and unleashing open-source face time as part of our business plan to meet the expectations of the economy.
  
• We have committed to endeavor towards implementing our synergies to allow us to successfully market an overhyped highly inferior line of products and take over the economy.
  
• Our business is to strive to sharply enhance cross-platform mega-synergies to allow us to optimize our legacy supply-chains as part of our master plan to enrich our net worth.
  
• Our duty is to work to professionally harness mission-critical key players and rapidly generate our enterprise eyeballs.
  
• Our duty is to make strides towards engineering our cutting-edge version control and astutely innovating our meta-strategic alliances in order to market a subpar line of services.
  
• Our business is to expertly aggregate our strategic alliances.
  
• Our duty is to continue to streamline our intuitive infomediaries.
  
• We resolve to enthusiastically generate channels, our infrastructures, and our deliverables as a component of our plan to meet the requirements of our valued customers.
  
• Our goal is to work to effectively optimize functionalities and enhance our total quality management.
  
• We resolve to work to energetically aggregate user-centric sub-face time and maximize paradigms in order to augment our stock price.
  
• Our responsibility is to endeavor towards extending efficient e-portals in order to make our founder enough greenbacks to exceed the net worth of the world's richest man and produce a robust line of products that kicks our evil competitors's posterior.
  
• We resolve to innovate markets and frictionless technologies so that hopefully we may waste a lot of time in meetings.
  
• We have committed to sharply unleash our e-schemas and our solutions to meet the demands of the market.
  
• We are committed to make strides towards efficiently empowering our cross-media mindshare and deploying our e-infomediaries.
  
• It is our obligation to endeavor to efficiently facilitate content and deploy client-centered partnerships as part of our five-year plan to prevent bankruptcy.
  
• It is our task to make strides towards conveniently facilitating our cyber-infomediaries and skillfully envisioning synergistic mega-strategic alliances.
  
• It is our function to endeavor to enthusiastically strategize our open-source functionalities.
  
• Our goal is to tirelessly embrace open-source cyber-channels and our cross-media deliverables.
  
• It is our goal to take steps towards synthesizing mission-critical relationship corridors and maximizing our total quality management.