Researchers Discover "Santa Claus" Is A Scam Used By Toy Companies To Increase Sales, See Page 3B

The West Oklahoman

Volume 49 Issue 324 Friday, May 16, 2025 Price $0.75

Stop The Presses:
Moose Near White House Mistaken For Senator Wren
By Lorenzo Skiles
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Moose Near White House Mistaken For Senator Emerson
An Investigative Report
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Researchers Discover 45% Of Statistics Are Wrong
Associated Press
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Congress Passes The "It's For The Children Act Of 2000"
An Investigative Report
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Also in this issue:
  • Page 3A: Town Fool Puts Election Vote For Sale On eBay, Bidding Up To $1,000
  • Page 4A: Oldest Tree In Phoenix Cut Down For New Taco Bell Restaurant
  • Page 14B: "Vote Yes On Proposition Z" Says Columnist Harriet McVicker
  • Page 1C: Mariners Lose 8th Straight Game
  • "Green Peace" Ship Collides With Oil Tanker, Causes Huge Oil Spill
    A Special Report
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    Lions Lose 8th Straight Game
    A Special Report
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    Senator McLaggan Takes Taxpayer-Funded Hawaii Vacation
    Exclusive Report
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    Opinion: Vote Yes On Proposition Z
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