Stop The Presses: Moose Near White House Mistaken For Senator Wren
By Lorenzo Skiles
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Moose Near White House Mistaken For Senator Emerson
An Investigative Report
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Researchers Discover 45% Of Statistics Are Wrong
Associated Press
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Congress Passes The "It's For The Children Act Of 2000"
An Investigative Report
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Also in this issue:
Page 3A: Town Fool Puts Election Vote For Sale On eBay, Bidding Up To $1,000
Page 4A: Oldest Tree In Phoenix Cut Down For New Taco Bell Restaurant
Page 14B: "Vote Yes On Proposition Z" Says Columnist Harriet McVicker
Page 1C: Mariners Lose 8th Straight Game
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