Have you ever taken a look at the laws and statutes for your state or country? The dense tangle of legalese probably sounds like nonsense.

The Internet has seen its fair share of "stupid law" lists. Most of the laws cited are fake, and so are the following randomly generated laws... but, in the United States at least, you never know.

• According to Arkansas law, it's punishable by a $6,000 fine to hit a city alderman over the head with a rain gauge.
  
• It's forbidden to bring a crying baby to a tractor pull in Buso-Rynders, Alaska.
  
• According to Missouri law, it's unlawful to steal a road sign unless you have a good reason.
  
• It's a crime for a lawmaker to compose a law that a typical seventh-grader would be unable to comprehend according to Colorado law.
  
• According to Pennsylvania law, it's a misdemeanor to allow a minor to operate a desktop computer unsupervised.
  
• It's a felony to skip church to go to a school play on a Sunday under the Maine State Constitution.
  
• It's a Class C misdemeanor in Dupontburg, North Dakota to fall asleep while wearing a coat.
  
• In West Virginia, it's against the law to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of gambling.
  
• Under the South Dakota State Constitution, it's a felony to walk backwards while at a school play.
  
• It's punishable by a $3,000 fine in New Falls, New Hampshire to sell a garbage disposal to a webmaster.
  
• According to Hawaii law, it's against the law to read a newspaper upside-down.
  
• In Old Udall Village, Virginia, it's illegal to carry a concealed comb without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
  
• It's a violation of the law to annoy any cow close to a church in New York.
  
• It's a Class A felony in Dave Bend, Georgia to attempt to bribe an elected official with less than $2,000.
  
• It's a misdemeanor in Rickey Falls, Idaho for the host at a dinner party to serve a salad on brown plates.
  
• It's prohibited to allow a dog to eat a child's homework under the Montana State Constitution.
  
• It's punishable by a $6,000 fine for birds to sing after 10:00 o'clock in the evening according to Massachusetts law.
  
• In Burnib County, New York, it's unlawful to serve uncooked roadkill to a neighbor before dawn.
  
• In North Dakota, it's forbidden for a man to flirt with a restaurant waitress unless he is a webmaster.
  
• In Amanda Ridge, North Dakota, it's a misdemeanor to walk backwards while in a swimming pool.
  
• Under the Hawaii State Constitution, it's a felony to skip church to go to a concert on a Sunday.
  
• In Ecrohall Town, Pennsylvania, it's prohibited to urinate within plain view of a police officer.
  
• In Greenopolis County, New Hampshire, it's a misdemeanor to serve uncooked roadkill to a neighbor at night.
  
• In East River, Minnesota, it's unlawful to post election signs for a Republican candidate without the express written permission of the appropriate governing body.
  
• In Altamont County, Delaware, it's illegal to create a website that contains JavaScript.